Yes, I'm alive and mostly sick D:

British
[/] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[/] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[/] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[/] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[/] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total: 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[/] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1½

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[/] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4½

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[/] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[/] Most people think you're chinese. (japanese actually)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2½

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You speak some German. (can read and understand)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 4½

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. (used to while living in us)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

French
[ ] You enjoy pastry.
[x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[x] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[ ]Butter and salt are your favorite condiments.
Total: 2

Recap:

British: 4
Australian: 3
Italian: 5
Spanish: 6
Russian: 2
Irish: 1½
African American: 4½
Asian: 2½
German: 4½
Canadian: 1
American: 2
French: 2

Well... I am 50% latin >_>;;